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Locator 2025.03.28 • 14:04:23 PDT

Travelers, the convergence is nearly upon us! We’ve received registrations from across the timestream and our event is approaching capacity. Time is infinite but space is finite, so make sure to register soon. Please ask one of your hosts or check the Facebook event description for the registration password.

Our team of talented sonic engineers have been hard at work creating soundscapes to delight your ears while simultaneously minimizing the chance of incursion. These engineers are a critical part of our temporal protocols, keeping you safe throughout the event.

Note: We expect increased incursion activity as the convergence approaches, and advise caution as you make your way from wherever and whenever you are traveling. We remain confident in our many temporal safeguards, including our sonic engineers.

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